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Jigglypuff is the devil!!!

shaftbond — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 18:50:44 +0000

Video Game Symphony

shaftbond — Wed, 12 Aug 2009 19:39:27 +0000

I have no idea what this was for, but it is pretty sweet:

Orbit gum meets Life Aquatic.

shaftbond — Mon, 15 Jun 2009 17:45:59 +0000

I’ve always liked the Orbit gum commercials. Not enough to buy the gum, but enough to not fast forward them on my DVR everytime, so that’s worth something..

Their new campaign is apparently an homage to The Life Aquatic. Sweetness.

Indian Star

shaftbond — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:13:51 +0000

Way back in 2001, I was in my very first film production class at BYU. It was TMA 285, and the point of the class was to learn every aspect of filmmaking from writing to editing. So, we all took turns switching positions on set everyday. It made putting together a cohesive story that we all agreed a bit of a challenge and it shows. But it’s still fun to watch!

Notes on the short:
-the audio seems to go slightly out of sync about half way through. Not sure why, but it’s not too far off..
-there is reference to a “spam castle” in the film. Our class was so big, we were divided into 2 groups, our group made “Indian Star” and the other made a film about a spam castle. We were just taking a jab at them.
-That is Dan Heder in the film, not Jon.

ENJOY:

Hey Lucy

shaftbond — Tue, 28 Apr 2009 23:29:47 +0000

Hey, what can I say? It’s a musical day. My guess is this guy doesn’t have a record yet, but I can’t wait!! One suggestion: Change the title of the song from “Hey Lucy” to “Ode from a creepy stalker.” Thanks!

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Henson’s 11

shaftbond — Tue, 21 Apr 2009 21:48:49 +0000

Tuts my Barreh??

shaftbond — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 16:57:23 +0000

I seriously had a guy tell me there are no gays in Korea. Um………yeah………

Young Girl Talking…

shaftbond — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 16:20:56 +0000

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shaftbond — Wed, 15 Oct 2008 17:02:56 +0000

Fiction vs. Reality

shaftbond — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 18:04:45 +0000

Why am I so interested in fiction when reality can be so much more entertaining?

A guy in Fresno broke into a house, ransacked the place and stole some cash (normal so far…). Then he dropped his pants, found some seasoning and a sausage in the kitchen, went into the bedroom and found two men asleep. He started rubbing the seasoning on one man and slapping the other in the face with the sausage. When they woke up, he threw the sausage to the dog and ran out of the house in his skivvies, leaving his pants with his wallet and ID in the pocket.

FresnoBee.com

I’m sitting here trying to come up with story ideas but… how can I compete with that?!?